- hating your job, or having no job at all
- having no friends, or only having shitty friends
- dating
- drinking too much
- not dating
- losing your hair
- family troubles
- mysterious and untraceable odors in your apartment
- unexplained weight gain
- cat pee anywhere
- doing drugs, or not having enough money to facilitate desired drug use
- kids or babies don’t like you when you try to coo at them
- dogs on the street don’t like you when you try to pet them
- politics
- insufficient cooking skills
- insufficient skills in other area of interest
- getting cellulite, wrinkles, stretch marks, other unsightly skin conditions
- accidentally burning down your house
- sleeping too much, or sleeping too little
- having tooth problems, or other expensive and painful medical issues
do you feel better about yourself now?
7 months ago
